"For months I tried to hack the F.B.I. crop circle files because an anonymous friend told me about a crop circle in the shape of Bert's head. Yesterday I finally made it in. This picture was taken back in 1948, because crop circles weren't very common tback then, local authorities didn't file it. After a few years the F.B.I. found it in a private collection of a local police officer. He died two months later in a train crash. Why the F.B.I. tried to hide this evidence, I'm not sure. Maybe they already knew about Bert's links with the extra-terrestial."
Easter Island Monolith
A photo from Ernie's album
Bert's Advocate
JFK assassination
The OJ connection
Bert & Suharto
Bert takes Ernie to a Nudie Bar
Jonestown Massacre