Joke job advertisements for programmers are a genre with a long memory, because the real ones supply most of the material. The recognisable ingredients are a list of unrelated technologies nobody could have mastered together, a demand for years of experience in something newer than that, a title inflated to compensate for the salary, and the word rockstar or ninja standing in for a description of the work.
What makes the parody land is that each element exists to solve a hiring problem rather than to describe a job: a long stack widens the applicant pool on paper, and a vague title avoids committing to a pay band. Read that way, the joke advertisement is a decent guide to reading a serious one. This entry is kept as part of the image archive.